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A girl said to the Driver Reviver volunteer, excuse me, "every time I have a sip of my coffee, my eye hurts".
"Try taking the spoon out of the cup", said the volunteer.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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A man walked into a Western Australian Driver Reviver Site with his crocodile and asked the volunteer:
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure."
"Good. A cuppa for me and a lawyer for my crocodile".
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A blonde male driver asked the Driver Reviver volunteer if he had a wire coat hanger because, he had locked his keys in his car. Although busy, the volunteer found a hanger and gave it to him.
Half an hour later the volunteer could see the blonde boy still trying to unlock his car so, he walked over to ask if he could help.
"No", said the blonde boy, "we've almost got it".
Puzzled, the volunteer looked inside the car and saw another blonde say, "just a little to the left".
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A pregnant woman from Adelaide is involved in a car accident and, falls into a deep coma. She's asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl; your brother from Melbourne came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother. he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
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